Mood Swings You Could Set Your Watch To

I am not who I want to be

And yet

As I look upon every disgusting feature

Of a pitiful face

I see not a single piece that could be changed

By the purest of actions,

The highest of charity,

Or the wisest of thoughts.

Not be changed by anything at all, in fact!

A shapely nose holds no heart

A sharper mind does not lie behind bluer eyes

How cruel of God to stain the glass of windows to the soul.

(Source: )

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no to-morrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace.

—Oscar Wilde

(Source: chimericalnightmares)

  • doctor: are you sexually active?
  • me: ha
  • me: HAHHHEHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
  • me: HAHHAAHHAA WOOOOO GOOD ONE DOC HAHAHhahhahHAHAHhA
  • me: OH GOD, DID YOU HEAR THAT MOM HAHAHAHAHHHHAHA
  • mom: HAHAHAHhahahhHAHAHAHHahHA OH MY HEAVENS HA HA HA
  • doctor: ....
  • everyone in the waiting room: HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  • nurse: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA
  • me: no, I'm, I'm not. I'm not sexually active.